Sep 13, 2020: Nosey

The best thing, I think, about face masks is the fact that you can effectively mouth a huge number of obscenities behind them without the person you’re directing your vitriol towards being any the wiser.

For me, it’s all the people wearing the mask but not covering their noses. Because there’s a lot of them.

An awful lot of people, it would appear, don’t know that their nose and mouth are connected by a series of tubes.

If it wasn’t for the fact that I am, myself, wearing a mask I would go up to each and every person I see with their nose poking over the top of the mask ,like a cheeky little peek of a willy over the top of some undies, and cough directly into their noses.

I say if it wasn’t for the fact that I am wearing a mask myself, but primarily it’s because if I did do that I would have NO TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE.

And I want to save some time for punching all the “it’s just the same as flu” people.

I said that at the early onset of the pandemic before it swept across the globe and bumped off huge numbers of people. And yes it is, but no it isn’t. I’m not saying that anymore.

Yeah, it is like flu. And yes, flu kills thousands of people a year, but what we seem to be forgetting in all these little rants about covid-19 being just flu is that we have a system in place to give vulnerable people a flu shot at the start of flu season in the hope that it won’t kill people.

And don’t even get me started on the people who thing – even now – that’s is still some sort of conspiracy. Especially the ones that think it’s a very elaborate global conspiracy against Donald Trump…


People annoy me. I miss lockdown where I didn’t see anyone. They were good times.